take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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