That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
