We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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