She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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