i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need to sanitize my soul.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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