omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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