I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
we should paint friendship bongs
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