Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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