Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me