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• (330): View more from Ohio

  and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  hows the party?

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  ists fjcssing insceredle

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  be there in 10

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They have a pepper shaker for pot.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (646): View more from New York

  i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.

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• (323): View more from California

  You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.

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