Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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