My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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