Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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