Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The adults are the big ones right?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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