So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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