Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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