he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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