question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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