your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I love having hate sex.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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