that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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