i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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