"it" just moved
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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