ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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