I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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