a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
