He felt like a one man threesome
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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