He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Randomize
