the new term for farting is butt boxing.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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