My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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