Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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