i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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