Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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