Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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