I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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