Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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