After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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