so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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