It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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