He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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