GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
