it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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