can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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