How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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