You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
now i know why i became what i already was.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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