I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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