Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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