Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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