I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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