went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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