You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
