I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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