I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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