Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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