remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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