butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just pynch a tree in the face
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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