My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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