How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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