Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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