Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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