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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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